Saturday, May 19, 2007

Still Queasy

Things to avoid when your stomach is still queasy from the flu:

Being too aggressive with the tongue scrapper.

Hearing the crunch of previously hit road kill under the tire of your car.

Watching someone pop their arm back into the shoulder socket.

Holding your hand out to catch the chewed string cheese from the mouth of a child who bit off more than he could chew.

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